it would be fucked up if sex were real
wtf are you talking about
i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up
I reign over all that is trash or trashy. It wasn't until I joined the holy trinity of trash that I started to realize just how trashy my life has been and I soon rose to the royal ranks of garbage.
Posted on 23rd May at 7:59 PM, with 113,503 notes
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“Do you think God stays in Heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created here on Earth?“ –Spy Kids 2: the Island of Lost Dreams
Posted on 23rd May at 7:46 PM, with 41,391 notes
Original comic by curioscurio I hope this is okay
Posted on 23rd May at 7:33 PM, with 280 notes
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H E L P M E H U S S I E
Posted on 23rd May at 6:54 PM, with 96,180 notes
#NotAllSoutherners
say ya’ll. stop generalizing us
It’s “y'all”…im so sick and tired of fake southerners….you cityfolk disgust me
that was a test and you passed
alright…. *adjust cowboy hat* *spits* *saunters away while gripping belt buckle*
Posted on 23rd May at 6:41 PM, with 97,640 notes
A̸̧̛̙̲͚̙̬͖̋̅͛̉͒̾ͬͮ͋̎̅͊́̕Ŗ̶̨̐͆̒ͫͮͯͬͥ҉̟̺̩̘̤͈̱̬͉̳͈̝͙̭̬̹E̵̪̭̖͕̣̼̣͓̗̩̰͇͍̮̔͆̌͌ͬ̈́̌͟͢͞ ͤ̀̉̄̏͂́̎̚̚͜͏̮͔̙̞̩̮̟͢ͅY̸̠̰͔͈̹͔̝̰̯͙̯̣͓̭͙̌̀͌̀̀̚͞͞ͅO͂ͣ̽ͥͯͮ̎̃̽̆ͭ͑̓̆͒͂̕̕͏̪͉̣̯͇̩̞͇̮̹͓̭̬̤͍̜Ư̫͍̟͉̟͙͔͚̺͈̙͖ͣ́͒͌ͥͪ̋ͤ͑̀̋ͯ̊ͩ̅̈̂ͣ͛͘ ̴̟̬̱̭̹̰͍͚̘̽ͥͭ̌͋̿̈̌͑̑̀͘͡F̡̢̡̫̲̭͕͍̼͕̱͔̭̫͑̊̆̾͆̆ͬ̍͞͝ͅͅͅE̴̱̰̣̪͚̬͕͍͈̠͙̊̏̆ͫ̐̃̽ͨ̏̅ͣ́̕͡E̫̞̣͕̲͇̮̮͊ͦ̓ͣ̽̓̂͊̔̀L̵̬͖̮͉̩͙͇̤̥͒ͬͤ͂̋ͧ̋̑ͫͤ̓ͥ͜͝͡I̡̨̫͙̼̩ͫ̓̃̇͌̉͌̍̾̔̍͌̇̈́ͬ͂́͟N̶̢̨̧̛̗̞̭̭̝̻͍̬̗̗̖̤͖͙̰̻̙̫̰̑̽̿͗͌͌̑ͦ̆́̓͑̎͋͑ͮG̷̡͍͙͕̖̩̪̦̱͎̲͖͚͕̪̺̺ͮ̊ͬ̉͋̿ͪͭ ̷̢̧̛͉̪̥͕͎̮͉̐ͭ̂̑̋ͨͧͥ̒̀́͒ͧ̾̉́͛ͭ͘I̧̓̔ͯ͋́҉҉̯̥͇̙̜̙̱̻̗̥̞̮͇̱̟T͛ͦͩ͊̋͒͑̔҉̷̹̦̺̩̮͔̜̦ ̛̃̅̍͐̐̇̋̔̀̓̑̐҉̶̰̮̯̱̥̣̼̖̼̀͡ͅÑ̾̆ͥ̎̓ͭ̈́̓̀̈̊ͣͭ̆ͭ̚҉̟͓͖͈͉͎̪̟͓̣̭̝̟̱̼͡Ò̃̐̐ͫ̍̃̅ͬ͊̑ͫ̆̆̓̏̓͏̹̜̠̬̩͍̹͎̠̣̩̖̬̰̬̀͟ͅW̵̶̧͖͓̺͓͉̟̫ͥ̑͐̃ͤͧ̓̅ͦ͠ ̧̳͎̳̗̬̜͍̖͓͖͖̠̟ͨ̅ͯ̋̎ͨͭ͝M̉̍̅͗̐͡҉̝͉͉̭͙͉̜͡R̶̖̘̦̭̼͙̠̜̳̰̠̫̔̂ͮ̓̃́̏̌̀̎͊ͧ͋̒̄ ̵̢̨̞̩̬̼̘͓̠̎̓̂̍̐͛́͌̑̇̚͞K̵̓ͮ̔ͧͣ̿́̆̀ͣ̂ͬ̓̀ͦͣͭ͏͔͍͓͓̙͚͉͍̘̫̭̠͙R̴̨͖̩̳͕̝̗̳͉̮̩͚͕̮̯͇̰͒͒͌̋ͫ̑̇͐ͫ̒̿̂̐ͦ͟͟͢A̫̥̻͈͔̟̪͍̻̼̱̹̜̪̩̹ͩ̄͂͗̔͋́ͯ̍͞B̶̡̯̮̹̻̫͎̯̫ͤͧͩͫ̆̐͌ͥ̌̅ͬͧ͌͑͒̃̚̚͜Ś̛ͫ̊͆ͮ̐͑̓͊̈́͂̄̎ͧ̚҉̢̨̺̝̯̝͚̞͚̹̙͔͙̺̣̜̠͠ͅ
Posted on 23rd May at 6:29 PM, with 177,521 notes
i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen